Remarkable Discovery I Made at 7-Eleven Today

Just realized that my local “grocery store” (life’s been busy, man), has a dispenser that I thought was for soda, but turns out, is actually for "FREE CHEESE" or, "FREE CHILI" depending on which button you push! I don’t know if I’m alarmed or delighted by this. The “free” aspect seems like a disaster in the making, given how many homeless people already hang out at the 7-Eleven, but I’ll leave that to the experts to sort through.